Reader Submission: Title by future doctor John Molina.
J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Reader Submission: Title by writer/editor Richard Sanders.
Leo Tolstoy: War and Peace
Lois Lowry: The Giver
THIS IS FUCKING WHERE.
Europe, why are you so cool?
God, you don’t know how much I miss being able to do this.
photography by jocelynrcperennialhug
In the course of doing my homework tonight, I ended up needing to Wikipedia About.com.
YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE INTERNET SO WE PUT A WEBSITE ON YOUR WEBSITE SO YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT WEBSITES WHILE YOU VISIT A WEBSITE.
"Most people live by a certain moral code. They don’t need a sign that says, DON’T MURDER THE GUY STANDING NEXT TO YOU because that would break that code. Such codes don’t exist at the Public Library. If there is not something in writing that says, DO NOT VERBALLY OR PHYSICALLY ABUSE THE GUY ON THE COMPUTER NEXT TO YOU then many library users will assume that it is perfectly acceptable behavior within the confines of the library."
McSweeney’s wins, as usual. More at the link.
Awww sookie sookie now.
Thanks for the tip Amy!
"I’m handsome. You’re pretty. Let’s eat peanut butter." And other wisdom about libraries.
- Maybe if Bette Midler was there with a Sparkly Feather BoaCaleb:Can we go look at the dishes?Me:No! We're going to look at the fabric!Caleb:...could this be any gayer?
- Eating French toast sticks in the library like yeah
- "i know poverty & i would NEVER eat a mcdonald's meal!"
i call MIERDA.
you might know a little something about poverty, but clearly you don’t REALLY know it. because you don’t know the reality of having to eat whatever the hell you can get your hands on, from whatever source is handy, because you do not know when you will ever eat again.
OH CHRIST. Arnold, listen, DO NOT EAT THOSE.
Your teacher? She is INSANE. She is going to shrink the bus to cheese puff size and...
- “I think you would like Warren. He drinks Courvoisier in a Coke can, and has a laugh like you’d find in a cartoon bubble.”— Amy Hempel, The Collected...
- ROBERT REDFORD UNF
this has been a public service annoucement… FROM MY LIZARD BRAIN.