God, you don’t know how much I miss being able to do this.
photography by jocelynrcperennialhug
In the course of doing my homework tonight, I ended up needing to Wikipedia About.com.

YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE INTERNET SO WE PUT A WEBSITE ON YOUR WEBSITE SO YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT WEBSITES WHILE YOU VISIT A WEBSITE.
“Most people live by a certain moral code. They don’t need a sign that says, DON’T MURDER THE GUY STANDING NEXT TO YOU because that would break that code. Such codes don’t exist at the Public Library. If there is not something in writing that says, DO NOT VERBALLY OR PHYSICALLY ABUSE THE GUY ON THE COMPUTER NEXT TO YOU then many library users will assume that it is perfectly acceptable behavior within the confines of the library.”
McSweeney’s wins, as usual. More at the link.
Thanks for the tip Amy!
“I’m handsome. You’re pretty. Let’s eat peanut butter.” And other wisdom about libraries.
According to “The 1992 Librarians and Sex Survey,” of 5,000 librarians surveyed:
(via Gawker)
The hover text: “Of course, since their cautionary tale was reported in a print newspaper, no one read it.”
(taken from The Color of Wealth)
A racially mixed group is...

Jordan Knight- “Give It To You”
pluseyes:cuntofdoom:tranzient:dorianisms:thingsimreading:
i call MIERDA.
you might know a little something about poverty, but clearly you don’t REALLY know it. because you don’t know the reality of having to eat whatever the hell you can get your hands on, from whatever source is handy, because you do not know when you will ever eat again.

OH CHRIST. Arnold, listen, DO NOT EAT THOSE.

Your teacher? She is INSANE. She is going to shrink the bus to cheese puff size and...